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I subject my prospective true friends to a rigorous test involving twelve endemic Jamaican click beetles; seven cubic feet of starch packing peanuts (biodegradable, of course); a large, antique clawfoot tub; and an angry ex-Mossad agent named “Harold”. Any person who gets through that without being totally pissed at me…totally a true friend.

— Me (to my sister on Facebook)

8 July 2009


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